Sex

The thing that made the world exist... literally

Jake and Adam were gay and wanted to have sex so they went to Adams house and began they stripped and Adam started sucking jakes hard boner Jake moaned OOOHHH ADAM FUCK ME HARDER!!!

by WeirdDefinitions101 December 22, 2018

Sex

Something that some people may call the most amazing thing in the world or the most disgusting. Sex is the way one reproduces their own kind. Here are some different kinds of sex

1)smooth sex
Nice and slow, normally done by people who are having sex for the first time
2)horrible sex
Sex in which both people are unpleased with how it felt
3)safe sex
Usage of condoms or pregnancy pills
4)extra safe sex
Usage of condoms and pregnancy pills
5)rough sex
The opposite of smooth sex. Normally done when one is extremely horny
6)long sex
Having sex for 3 hours or more

Wow you actually went through and read all of my crap about sex. Great job! You’re a weirdo! Just like me! Also, wtf are you doing looking up the definition of sex on Urban Dictionary? I know damn well you know what it means!

Person 1: Hey girl, wanna have sex?
Person 2: of course, what kind?
Person 1: Any kind you want to 😏
Person 2: How about rough sex?
Person 1: sounds good to me
30 minutes later
Person 2 on phone: ugh it was horrible! He had a fucking micro penis!

by TheTurdYouLeftInTheToilet November 4, 2019

Sex

A fun activity for anyone and had lots of moaning and can be done as a threesome. When having sex sometimes you need a condom or not to have more fun🍆🍑🍆🍑💦💦👅

Let's have sex it's fun👅 Don't forget to tell my parents they can join us anytime.

Stick the penis through my vagina so that's called sex

by loving person May 23, 2016

Sex

The best night of my life

After my boyfriend James had finished work i decided to surprise him. I wore only my thong and see through bra and waited at the door, as soon as he walked in a smirk appeared on his face. He put his stuff down and began kissing me passionately. James had a really stressful week so he was loving every minute of this. He grabbed my waist hard, ripped off his shirt and his lip met mine again. I pushed him on the bed and sat on top of him. Soon we were bare naked as he started rubbing breast slowly, he began kissing my stomach and up to my neck. James was amazing, he fingered me with 3 fingers and then his hard cock was penetrating into my wet pussy. Soon i was moaning "ahhh James yes ahhh harder, harder, harder". He had me shiver he was so good. I then flipped him over and started licking his hard cock. Soon i was sucking it hard while softly playing with his balls. I felt him twitching with pleasure. I stopped and began using one hand to rub his cock while the other was rubbing my pussy. I started rubbing both harder, harder, harder and stopped when i felt i was about to explode, i kept rubbing his cock. Then he whispered in my ear "I'm going to repay u for that" His dick went into my wet, pink pussy for a second time fucking me much harder than before. He finished with giving my pussy and very HARD rub. We laid beside each other until we feel asleep. That was the best sex of my life.

by FuckMeHunXx May 29, 2018

Sex

When a man puts his penis in a woman's a**,pussy, ect.

I really wanna have sex.

by ratched a** March 25, 2020

Sex

Where are your parents?
Gee...
Why im the one should explain this to you?
Well kid... you see sex is when your mom and dad is having fun. No not like in amusement park. God how am i should explain this... Go call your parents...

Kid: Dad what is sex?
Dad:.....
Dad: Welll son ill tell you what it is. Lets go to the bar

by MahNameIsJefff May 31, 2018

Sex

Ahhhhh... the perfect word for you 3rd grade classmates to laugh on when your whole class studying about "The Reproductive System"

Teacher: Okay class, our topic that we're gonna tackle today is all about the reproductive system. Now first of all the first step of reproduction is sex and...

3rd grade nibbas: sex... ahHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHH

by NotNotQuality February 19, 2019