Scale

The thing that tells me I’m to fat for life

“Hey son did you check your weight on the scale and did you loose weight you fat ass?”
“...yes dad”

by Microsoft12 June 9, 2019

Sphincter scale

The measure unit of a fart based on it's intensity/ sound

Ex 1: I just ripped one of 8.5 on the sphincter scale
Ex 2: that wind was for sure a 9.1 on sphincter scale, had it been passed 10 I would've shart those pants

by simdugz February 6, 2025

Gayter Scale

Similar to the Richter Scale, the Gayter Scale is a measure of the homosexuality of an individual.

Damn Cory, that last sentence put you over a 7 over the Gayter Scale.

by CoryisGay May 16, 2016

stellar scale foam

stel· lar scale foam
/ˈstelərˈskeɪlˈfoʊm/ stellar scale Foam is an object formed by trapping pockets of gas called cells in an artificial tessellated structure intended for human occupancy supported by Astroponics in the space environment.

The Stellar Scale Foam colony was constructed surrounding the small asteroid in order to provide living space while they mined the asteroid.

by Stellar Nomad on youtube August 15, 2021

Sierra Scales

Sierra Scales is a amazing friend and best friend to many. She’s super, super, super pretty! Breathtaking even. She’s always thinking about others and she’s so kind.

Person 1: I wish I had a Sierra Scales.
Person 2: Yeah me too, Sierra Scales is awesome!

by makayla.towe August 5, 2022

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A sort of poll that attention seeking females ask innocent people to involve themselves in in vain hope of it making them feel better about themselves. I would personally advise to never participate in these polls, as there is no right way to answer them. With an attractive person, voting low can make you seem petty and spiteful. If you vote high, all you are doing is feeding their already inflated ego. They know they look good. With an uglier person, the situation is even more delicate. Vote low, and you seem like an asshole for telling the truth and will surely hurt the asked. Vote high, and you seem like a lier. Don't partake. It's dangerous.

Person: rate me with the 1-10 female attractiveness scale pls me: I'd rather not actually

by Mr Kyte! September 22, 2016

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A system of quantifying how attractive a female is by placing her on a scale of 1-10, with ten being the most hot and one being grotesquely unattractive.

Matt: Yo, I think sarah is pretty hot!
Josh: Yeah, I'd say 8 out of 10 in the 1-10 female attractiveness scale.

by MeltedMig August 31, 2016