Chub Rub

Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.

Hey, I'm going for a run; can I borrow your chub rub so that I stay moist and don't chafe.

by kinkybabysteps July 18, 2022

spicey dry rub

When a person cuts and handles spicey peppers and then jerks off a guy.

Susie gave me a jalapeño spicey dry rub last night and I can't stop the burning!

by Bucksack February 04, 2017

dinner rub

A nice expensive dinner followed by hands stuff

I wish that girl would give me a dinner rub

by Pecoraro11 March 28, 2015

Rub Tub

People who say this have a high dosage of autism

Yo nigga i’m poopin that rub tub

by apurcey November 05, 2019

rub tub

A sassy way to hi-five someone

P1: give a rub tub

by Jayuhvnjdfhv May 03, 2023

Rub hog

When you’re jacking off a guy and he’s yelling like a pig because of it.

So you didn’t sleep with him?

No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog

Oh that’s fucked

by Shelbin399 April 27, 2025

rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023