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Ritle Dick

Adjective
: When one has taken Ritalin or a similar substance and is unable to achieve an erection, despite their greatest attempts.
I am so sorry, it's not you it's just the Ritle Dick
by Jaytreaty July 8, 2014
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ritz maneuver

While in the act of having sex, you pullout, take an entire pack of Ritz, while still in the un-opened package, and slam it inside her pussy as you slam your dick inside her ass while she suprised by the mysterious and un-expected pack of ritz.
"Hey Karl, how was your night?"
"Pretty good, thanks for asking Kevin."
"What did you do, Karl?"
"I pulled a ritz maneuver on my girlfriend last night."
"Wow, that sounds kind of..... ritzky."
*both laugh at the horrible pun just committed, and that Karl is now, without a doubt, single.*
by sirlongwood April 15, 2015
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rita repulsa!

Used by gay men to express disgust or rejection of an object, event or evil queen.
We went out to eat and his ex came to say hi at our table. Rita Repulsa! Like, what are you doing here? Shoo!

Rita Repulsa! I can't believe you're eating carbs on a weekday! (or at all)
by LoKi of the Internetz March 16, 2017
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ritz cracker

A white person who is racist, using the term "white cracker".
"Shauna just said a very racist remark! She is a ritz cracker!"
by JambaVix June 16, 2017
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Ritz

Bunch of try-hards, usually fat/big foreheaded and overly hairy
Wow look at that Ritz his mum is a milf

Or
You can tell he’s a Ritz, he mumbles
by Arizona boys March 15, 2020
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Riter

Verb. To get something wrong on the internet completely and also be totally unaware.
That guy totally Ritered the meaning of sagging pants. What a buffoon
by thefridge23 June 30, 2020
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Rita's Juicy Life

One of the most beautiful women in the world & She has a youtube channel.
Rita's Juicy Life is awesome.
by Intellectual Digest November 11, 2021
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