Greyhound Racer

This is simple. You chug a greyhound. It’s vodka and grapefruit juice. You have to use two straws and and Grey Goose vodka. It fucks you up.

Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 29, 2018

Speed Racer

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.

Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.

by The Amazing Speed Racist October 16, 2018

bassline raver

a bassline raver is a person in wich dances constant to tunes that make you bounce

rockhead is the best bassline raver

by Bobthebongsmoker April 14, 2019

Dick raper

A person who goes around town targeting teenagers grabbing their dick jerking it off and selling their cum to Russian scientists

He was a dick raper

by Kk ligma July 7, 2019

mole raper

A topped golf shot that travels close to or along the ground.

After topping his driver "geez what a mole raper".

by Olknackersbob July 11, 2019

Carl Rader

A racist piece of N-word

Carl is a Carl Rader

by Carl Rader December 9, 2019

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019