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Purple Head

purple head: the bell shaped extrusion at the out-ward facing end of a penis. at the summit of un-mutated purple heads lies a hole (usually called an 'eye') that continues through the penis and into the body. a white fluid is ejaculated out of the eye of a purple head.
those kids put itching powder in my calvins and now i've got an itchy purple head
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purple eye pie

The contrast between the outer labia and inner vaginal area of a dark skinned black woman's vagina when viewed from approximately 6 to 12 inches away.
Dayammmmmm! Krishiqua you wasn't lyin girl. Yo pussy is darker then a muthafucka! That shit look like piece a pie wif a big ass, muthafuckin purple eye right in the gotdamn middle. Shiatt I best be careful not to break a toof off in dat muthafucka. Greasy ass, gotdamn, purple eye pie! Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm!
by krisheekwa March 24, 2011
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Purple helmeted warrior of love

The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.
Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.
by Anthony Orifice August 23, 2004
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purplepotamus

The most feared of all office animals. Usually dresses in purple and has purple hair and purple hide. Its official name is Purplepotamus Dottiensis. Its roar can be heard for miles. It is notorious for being lazy. It has a terrible temper and it is dangerous to approach it. Also known as FAPLAW, or "Fat-Ass-Psychotic-Lazy-Ass-Windbag." Looks like a cross between Mimi from The Drew Carey Show and a rhinoceros.
The Purplepotamus spends most of its free time whining and shopping online.
by Krakky McKraken July 21, 2006
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purple sticky

mmmm:
salvia. you smoke it but it is kinda expensive but it is worth it. dont be scared because you WILL see scary things! its like acid.
When you use purple sticky you are wild!
hallucinate, salvie, acid, purple, smoke
by skyybaby May 20, 2008
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Purple Carpet

When a woman has been punched in the Vagina so hard it turns purple from the bruise. Hence the purple and if she doesn't shave, then the carpet.
You keep messing with me woman and you'll end up with purple carpet.
by d1rt May 16, 2011
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purple bag

Do me a favor and grab the dental dam from the purple bag. Thanks
by Vincent of the Christ September 10, 2011
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