pumping the derrick

When you are pinching a loaf and stand up and sit back down to squeeze the last bit of poo from your bowels.

Pumping the derrick: I was pumping the derick during my morning poo.

by King kupa April 11, 2015

Plumpkin

Plumpkin: A bloviated narcissist with perverted tendencies who favors Broadway musicals, and loves Cats - we know not why.

Peyton is the purest example of a plumpkin I have ever seen.

by Wisechicks November 2, 2020

Marty pump-fake

1. A common expression for when a man slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina and after full penetration holds thrust for a full ten second count while staring deeply into "his" women's eyes before reverse thrusting as fast as humanly possible without ejaculating.

2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.

3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.

4. The daring action of a one pump chump

5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team

1. Neil: Were you wearing your swishy pants last night?
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.

2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.

3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!

4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man

by Terriers2009 January 7, 2013

mushroom pump

To get fucked way to hard with your mans mushroom.

Wanna get mushroom pumped in your dumper slut?

by iHumpDumpers October 11, 2016

steam-pump

The resulting queef that occurs when a fat cloud is blown into a womans vagina.

John: Why is it so foggy in here?
Steve: I heard the girl that was in here got steam-pumped.

by Rysck October 17, 2017

lil pump

an idiot human person who looks like an idiot human person who sings a song about thinking he is in a gang about a famous expensive brand of clothes that look just as good as a pair of Walmart shoes, even though the Walmart shoes last just as long or longer.

FANBOY: HEY DUD KAN U SING UR NEWEST SUNGH????

LIL PUMP: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

(tree hurs l8er)

FANBOY: WUW I LUV DAT SUNGH.

by ladomopMan260 February 25, 2018

Jamming the Pump

When you pump up the jam so much, that the pump gets jammed.

"D00d, I was just jamming the pump"
"You jam hard, bro."

by Somnionaut January 22, 2013