pumpkin juice

Greatest drink ever. 1 part any vodka and 4 - 5 parts Cactus Cooler soft drink. Created by the greatest fraternity, MTZ, in the world located at the University of Southern California.

Hey man...pumpkin juice is the most delicious thing ever - you can't taste the alcohol and i'm still getting fucked up...YEA!!!!

by Frat Master Victory November 18, 2007

Naughty pumpkin

Someone who is as naughty as a pumpkin

OMG she got kicked out of class,what a naughty pumpkin

by IheartuJordan February 24, 2009

pumpkin

A kind of furniture used in 19th century America.

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin than share a velvet cushion. --Thoreau (maybe)

by rpfeff December 11, 2003

pumpkin

A slang term for the police. The etymology is rather boring and long-winded.

Quick,leg it. Here comes pumpkin!

by Chip McKenzie May 13, 2005

your face inside of a pumpkin

When someone royally pisses you off enough that you actually cut their head off and stick it inside of a pumpkin. Gross. l0lz!11!!

I will get you a mirror so you can see this. You see this? You know what this is? THIS IS YOUR FACE INSIDE OF A PUMPKIN!

by Bagelhat October 20, 2010

pumpkin

Recieving a handjob while taking a shit.

Your girl is really trashy and you tell her to give you a pumpkin.

by Howie Green January 31, 2007

pumpkin

A unit of measurement for hot chicks. Similar to the 1-10 scale but can only be used on hot chicks and only has three levels which are pumpkin, double pumpkin and tripple pumpkin. If a girl is not hot she is not a pumpkin at all.

That cheerleader from PHS is a tripple pumpkin.

by Vic July 22, 2003