Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR

Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.

by Toenuts October 2, 2019

SAME POSITION RELATIONS

IN COMMON other SAME TITLES in corporate , government, and n

on profits.

A SEXUAL innuendo that says both people are HOMOSEXUAL in orientation.

The levels in society of the comparison of two individuals.

The CEO of one corporation is related to the CEO of another corporation in many ways and they themselves can relate communicatively by the fact they are the SAME POSITION RELATIONS which can extrapolate to many other specific same positions.

I have been HOMOSEXUAL all my LIFE and other HOMOSEXUAL men have SAME POSITION RELATIONS as me because we know how this feels and how we act sexually.

One PEDOPHILE is just like another PEDOPHILE in how low they are valued by society and one PROFESSIONAL NBA is just like another PROFESSIONAL NBA in how high valued they are by society.

by METE MEAT MEET August 5, 2021

Bronco position

The bronco position is commonly found in the south and is where a buckle bunny and a horny cowboy decided to have sex on a horse. They first get on the horse naked and the cowboy inserts his penis in the girls ass and then whips the horse causing it to buck like a bronco as they try to stay on for eight seconds.

Did you hear Jenny and Forest did the bronco position? They said it was one hell of a ride.

by Eston555855 November 23, 2020

Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top

He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.

by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022

Tested Positive

Having a big dick

Marty tested positive... for having a big dick

by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022

bunny position

Woman (or man no judgement) sits on their partners lap facing them with their arms resting limply on their partners shoulders (like a bunny hence its name). This manoeuvre is completed with vigorous quick paced bouncing on your partners dick, enduring to clap those cheeks .

Person 1: honey what’s there to watch on tv tonight?

person 2: nothing sweetie

Person 1: oh darn.....I guess to pass the time you could rearrange my guts? Wanna do the bunny position so hard I get a haemorrhage

Person 2: sure I could use a quick hop

by Datbunnydude September 11, 2020

Body Positive Mr Tumnus

Mr Thaksin, who looks like Mr Tumnus only fat, aka body positive.

Who is that beardy man over there? That's Body Positive Mr Tumnus

by Wodderwick April 15, 2025