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the no pants dance

It has been rumoured that popular couple Jack and Jill have been doing the no pants dance in their recreational time together.
by nelly b December 22, 2007
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Captain Saggy Pants

one who looks like they shit themselves.
KALA aka captain saggy pants.
by evolu. October 20, 2009
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dumb in the pants

Lacking courage, or bravery. Also lacking male instincts, knowledge or abilities to do stereotypical male activities.
I can't believe you didn't ask her out! You're dumb in the pants.

Calling a tow truck instead of changing a flat tire is dumb in the pants.

That guy can only bench 20 lbs..He's so dumb in the pants.
by AB00013 April 18, 2010
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Ellie no pants

A stunning female, with blond hair.
Who has a great smile, and a dirty mind.
Who doesn't mind to take her pants off infront of anyone.
Ellie No Pants.
by Ellies Lover August 10, 2010
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shitting your pants

Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit
"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me
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pentsexual

A pentsexual is a disgusting, foul minded member of all our local communities. They will literally have sex with anything, whether it will be a man, woman, animal, alien or a type of fungi.
person 1: did you hear about jake the other week?
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.

person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?

person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.
by roger129 August 4, 2011
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ploppy pants

Pants that have been filled with stinking grogans.
After shitting himself, the boy had ploppy pants.
by Dr Ploppy July 2, 2003
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