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wife pilled

Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.
He's so poggers and wife pilled.
by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023
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Fantano pilled

An opinion that you only have because fantano or another critic has the same opinion
Why are you mimicking ever critics opinion, do you know who you yourself like the album? Or are you some fantano pilled dumbass that can't take an opinion?
by STL446 June 6, 2023
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Crazy Pills

A figurative medication that makes one insane.

You might say that you feel as if you are "taking crazy pills" when another person or people act in such an unreasonable manner or fail to notice something so painfully obvious that you begin to question your own sanity.
The man has only one look for christ's sake! Blue steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
-Mugatu, Zoolander
by Large Bill May 19, 2021
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Blank Pill

The meaning of being blank pilled is that you are completely oblivious to the pill ideology (Red Pill, Blue Pill, etc.), since you haven't been pilled by any pill's color yet. You either are undecided and can't make up your mind, or you might be too naive and/or stupid to be associated with any pill color.
Listen, dude, it's time for you to choose between the Red Pill and the Blue Pill. You've been Blank Pilled all this time. Time for you to choose!
by Mister Arbiter June 2, 2024
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Gold-pilled

Beyond the red pill. Taking the gold pill is when you completely reject the Abrahamic superstructure of Western society and see its destructive nature for what it is. A gold-pilled person is often a student of history who has noticed the cyclical chaos of Judaism, derived from the Hebrew Bible, and how Christian and Islamic societies reinforce it. They see Judeo mythology as inherently unstable and in place only to serve Jews, both atheist and religious. Instead of seeking to reconcile "Judeo-Christian values" and other such fallacies, a Gold Piller opts for a return to Germanic/Norse paganism or ancient Roman/Greek religion. While not entirely opposed to Atheism, Gold Pillers also note that "New Atheism," focused on secular humanism, neatly fits into the Jewish paradigm of the 21st century. In other words, atheism of the modern age is Kosher, and it does not fundamentally challenge the current regime. Well-known Gold Pillers include Richard Spencer, Dr. Mark Brahmin, and other figures in the online Apollonian space.
"Hey, Jimmy, what do you make of the escalation in the Middle East? Do you think Iran will drag the West into WW3?"

"No, Buck, I'm gold-pilled, not stupid. Israel and its proxies in the West are behind this madness. Judeo-Christian values aren't a thing either, and we have no business letting the Zionists control America's policy. Let Israel deal with this latest chimp-out on its own."
by navajojoe69 January 31, 2024
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jew pill

Someone who has taken the jew pill realizes how jews own and exploit the banks, the media, the government, etc
Mike: Do jews really control everything?
Jason: Yeah. I took the jew pill after learning the truth.
Mike: I took the jew pill too! I’m finally free!
by Timmy Noscope May 14, 2024
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dyslexia pills

The feeling of being so high you can’t read or see. Another term for weed
by thicctoes27 June 24, 2020
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