by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 25, 2024
by woodzmom <3 March 28, 2021
Becoming one of the hottest people on earth and then becoming one of the worst musicians to ever live on the planet
by MikeyD25 February 16, 2015
When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
by sydnuts July 01, 2022
Smelly ass river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.
Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.
by Parisite12 December 05, 2023
Smelly river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.
Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says that Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.
by Parisite12 December 05, 2023