Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.

Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018

Owen

A man named Owen is typically a ladies man but can never date one. He is a warrior and fights for whom he loves. He always is looking out for others. Owens typically go very well with ladies named Natalie, Sabrina, Natalia, and Reagan.

You see how he treats that girl, he is such a Owen.

by Genetic scientist April 16, 2019

Owen Granata

Weird guy who is not allowed near a school

Watch out kids it’s Owen Granata

by Watchoutfotme February 23, 2024

Owen

Very good at playing Sax

Owens are always playing Sax when they can

by People pleasing person August 7, 2023

Owen

An owen is a stupid boy who will break your heart, Owens will not reply to your messages and will be very blunt, they are not mature enough to be in a relationship and will like multiple people at once, Owens will lead you on and act as if not happened…

Oh look did you see that Owen was with another girl the other day

by FCan ftdyguhihydcubo November 22, 2021

dale owens

A lazy but good friend who plays just as much games and shit like that as you can.

Your playing xbox and dale owens in you've been playing bo3 for an hour and catches up with his kills.

by greengiant2025 September 6, 2016

Owen

A really cute and sweet guy (who's also a total bottom) that you will love even when he's rude. A total geek and introvert + chill.

"Wow, that's one chill dude named Owen!"

by XxPlus_UltraxX January 17, 2020