myspace

a site (what i like to call a plague) on the internet that a bunch of little wannabe pre-teens took over. all you have to do is upload a gazillion pictures of yourself looking like a scenester and then ramble on and on about how cool you are how how cool your life is even though all you do is sit on your ass all day typing to a bunch of "Friends" that you don't even know personally. myspace sucks.

guy: dude, check out my myspace!

guy 2: myspace?

guy: dude, it's this totally awesome site and EVERYONE has one. at least the cool people anyway.

me: yeah, "cool" people have a myspace. whatever.

by bobggg July 18, 2007

myspace whore

You know who you are..

When pictures dance, outfits make the layout, "no make up" is the exact opposite, Bestie means nothing, feuds over boys who don't care, with a girl who is exactly like you, and "bone structure" means a kissy face, upside-down with your middle finger. basically myspace whore.

by Kay.Tee January 15, 2009

Myspace

A place where little ugly 12-14 years old hang out pretending to be older then their original age

younger brother : Hey this girl added me on Myspace.

older brother: 17 years old,my ass! She looks like a 4 grade slut LOL!

younger brother:she is in 6 grade. -_-

older brother: *facepalm*

by Godbrother September 19, 2009

Myspace Syndrome

A behavioral offset(though not necessarily a detrimental one) in which a person will treat a random person they meet with(and probably helped with once or twice in their lives) as if they were best friends. Typical Myspace Syndrome can be identified in superfluously affectionate behavior(ie: often demanded big hugs when they meet, etc)

How the two meet is by no means limited to just adding each other as friends on Myspace/Facebook/etc.

Guy A: Hey! :D
Girl: OMG, it's (insert name here). Hi :D

*big hug*

Guy B: Man, look at him. He's only met this girl one day last month ago when she asked for homework help, and now they act like there's an unbreakable bond between them, like every other girl this guy met. He's got a serious case of Myspace Syndrome.

by AtmaRoM December 15, 2009

Myspace

A place where people TaLk lIkE DiS!@#

FuCk OfF MySpAcE!

by DeltonR April 22, 2011

myspace

Once upon a time there was a emo/loner/scene/sluty girl. She yerned for popularity so she got a myspace. This launched her into uber slut space where she uber uber popular and used extra letters on all of her wordsss and used wordds like:omg, rofl, omg, lmao, omg, effin, omg, your gorgeous, omg, im so ugly, omg, bffae x123456789,omg ILY, omg, ♥, and yes she spelled it out.OMG.She got a totally cool emo/scene/loner/sluty/ manaorexic/manwhore boyfriend.. and she was like OMG i effin love you...ILYS! THEN SHE GOT RAPED AND DIED.ily.omg.
DO DRUGS NOT MYSPACE

myspaceGirl 1: Im such a fucking fat ugly whore.
Girl 2: omg shut up you are so effin gorgeous, im the fat ugly whore
LAAAATER ON...
Girl 2: omg girl 1 is so ugly and whorey
Girl 3: i effin know bffae omg
Later on...
Girl 1: omg i effin hate Girl 2
Girl 3: omg me too, your like my bffaex12345678

by THE SENSIBLE WORLD November 19, 2006

myspace

a self-obsessed website, all people do is talk aobut themselves put pictures of themselves and see how many friends they can get, and people become extrmemly addicted to it, its really lame and its over taken google in the most popular website worldwide
bullshit!

comment my myspace pictures or die slut

by hood11111111111111 October 6, 2006