Jellybean Muncher

A jelly bean muncher is someone who enjoy providing oral pleasure to the rectum.

My buddy did acid yesterday and talked about how he liked eating jelly beans so much. I didn't realize he was a Jellybean Muncher

by Stacy's Aunt December 1, 2020

Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward

All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.

by Hillbilly Philosopher April 9, 2021

microphone muncher

A person who makes lots of noise when talking with a microphone, so much so that it sounds as if they are munching on the microphone as they talk

Bob: oi what's that noise when u talk it's like earrape

Steve: Bob, he's a microphone muncher.

by isubmittedawordthatwillberejec September 15, 2021

clitoris munchers

Some one who bites at the clit very vigorously chomping away at it. The individual will be sucking it like a tiny little cock.

Girl 1: “Oh yeah my boyfriend gave me the best orgasm the other day”

Girl 2: “Oh damn he must have been one of those clitoris munchers”

by cuddlie.dog.eggs April 2, 2022

Sandwich Muncher

A derogatory term used to describe polish people because they eat a lot of andwiches

Random English person: Hey its a sandwich muncher!!!!!
Random polish person: *cries*

by ImTwisTy January 13, 2022

ballsack muncher

the act of munching on childrens nuts

damn! tht guys a real ballsack muncher

by rgqgwe February 7, 2022

fart munching

munchin farts becaues you stink

look at that fart muncher ; fart munching, so putrid D:

by kkoner February 21, 2022