theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D
by Asprin's sexy ass husband<3 April 29, 2022
Get the I love my husband ass print moremug. When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...
"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"
"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"
by jagshemash1 March 19, 2009
Get the I want to hear more stories about evil clownsmug. Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!
by weave August 25, 2003
Get the PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSEmug. dude #1: i would like to bomb my self.
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
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dude #1: what is the "internet"?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
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dude #1: what is the "internet"?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
by Yogev [AKA Yogi] February 17, 2008
Get the how many more wives do you have?mug. by tw1nky696 January 13, 2010
Get the i love you more then a fat kid loves cakemug. From an episode of Family Guy where Peter tries to "educate" himself on proper edicate and ends up picking up a New Yorker. Being Peter, he turns to the comic section of the New Yorker and find "I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic." And waits a few days trying to understand the meaning of it.
>"I would like a copy of the New Yorker Please"
>>"Okay"
>"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic? What?"
>"Ohhh I get it, can I get a jugs?"
>> "Sure thing"
>>"Okay"
>"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic? What?"
>"Ohhh I get it, can I get a jugs?"
>> "Sure thing"
by MwC June 6, 2004
Get the I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargicmug. A person of considerable girth and weight but who is somehow still unbelievably beautiful, and is admired and adored by many. This person chooses to flaunt their body for said admirers.
How can I keep up Simon look at me I'm fat! *Chat* Yeah Simon Look at her! Witness her in all her glory! She ain't no Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!
by Azama October 15, 2019
Get the Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!mug.