March 12

March 12th is a real Nigga birthday March 12th is when everybody and they mama wanna turn up only Real Niggas got the birthday of March 12th everybody else is ass so if u got the birthday March 12th you is a real Nigga everybody that’s a Pisces in general is a real nigga

When yo birthday

Me*march 12th*
Word u a real nigga

by The bitch that took yo nigga November 20, 2019

4th of march

Australia’s national root day!!

mate you know what date is coming up!
nah mate what?
the 4th of march!
fuck yes mate!

by bloody ripper mate October 16, 2019

march 24

national leave a poop stain on the sam's club floor day

person 1: *at sams club* omg there's a poop stain on the floor

person 2: the person who did that must've been born on march 24

by jon the manly man November 6, 2019

March 5th

This was the day an epic gamer was born, this gamer plays Minecraft and drinks Mountain Dew, he likes eating at McDonald’s and usually orders 3 cheese burgers and a chocolate shake, all the homies play a big part in his life and he has mad respect for all of them, he is kind of a meme aswell, he is not judgy and super friendly to anyone he meets

Bro that guy born on March 5th he is an epic gamer

by Unknown User 23 November 8, 2019

marching band

The only sport where no one sits on the sidelines.
wear all the hott guys are.
the best damn thing in my life¢¾

when we win we sing the pussy cat song...its the best part and makes you feel complete.
and everytime we win we storm the feild.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND!!!!!!!!!!

by Marchin_girly_66 April 28, 2007

March 14

The day your girlfriend has to send you a cute photo of her smiling or soapy titty pics has to be one of them or else you have to break up

Dude it’s march 14th and my girl gave me soapy titty pics

by PorterIsASimp March 14, 2021

March 20th

You must give a blowjob to someone born on this day who also happens to have their first name start with an I

Ivan’s birthday is on the 20th? Welp time to suck his big juicy SHCLONG (because his name starts with an I and his birthday is on March 20th. He must get a blowjob)

by Anthony Ruevas October 16, 2019