by SwampCathedral April 04, 2011
The fear that one may lose a body part due to any kind of door that is perceived to be closing too quickly. The phrase is said to have originated from 18th century survivors of the French Revolution who passed their remaining days in a kind of post traumatic stress disorder and obsessing about sharp quickly closing things.
"Johnny get your hand back into this elevator, the door is about to close!"
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
by Cirdellin December 31, 2009
by Tokincat May 14, 2005
jibbi ja jooni le boobi is a phrase used by me, you usually say it not capitalized. You say 'jibbi ja jooni le boobi' when you have nothing else to say. its also a meme. just not a common one.
oh, jibbi ja jooni le boobi..
by TheManWhoUsesUrbanDictionary November 10, 2021
Italian pop rock band from Milan. Got popular with their songs Born To Be Abramo and La Terra dei Cachi.
Elio e le Storie Tese's last album is called L'Album Biango and picked first in the national charts.
by Gillen October 27, 2013
A breakfast spot for classy rednecks. How French-speaking truck drivers refer to the Waffle House restaurant.
Get in the truck baby. We're gonna go eat at le maison du waff-el. You can even get extra hashbrowns if you want. And maybe we'll plan our wedding there if it's alright with your momma.
by G-Mann June 20, 2019
The foreign languages course in French public schools where all children must, by the age of 10, learn to say "we surrender" in no fewer than 8 languages.
Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao: We are thankful that the Bien sûr les langues étrangères are now insisting on teaching Traditional Chinese.
Now if we could only teach the French to work and stop eating snails. Even we won't eat those gross things.
Now if we could only teach the French to work and stop eating snails. Even we won't eat those gross things.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011