Everything is just fine.
by JCA/Bremerton August 3, 2023
Get the All kittens and moonbeamsmug. a sexual turn-on where one partner pretends to be the sick baby kitten and the other pretends to be the mom who saves the kittens life
sequoia: my husband and i were having some trouble being sexually turned-on by each other..but then we tried the "mama kitten" and now you can barely get us out of bed!
redwood: wow my fiancee and i should try that..
redwood: wow my fiancee and i should try that..
by charlotticka September 3, 2013
Get the mama kittenmug. Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.
IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.
IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.
by H@nnah November 17, 2024
Get the Primrose Kittenmug. Kitten jojo is the most meaningful and wholesome person in the whole world. They can change your bad mood in 2 seconds. Everything jojo does is just wonderful, its a shame not getting to know them. Hand in marriage jojo pls, Everyday is something 2 enjoy with them. They are the person that youd need 4life. Their love is so affectionate youd drown. Their look is so beautiful ud blind yourself. Their personality matches yours so well its amazing. They know when to be serious, happy and sympathic. You should forever love them they're literally the best. You can tell them a secret and talk shit abt anyone, they would keep it a secret. Joline you're the one that deserves the entire world, you make me so happy everyday please never leave me.
by kaitoslover June 1, 2022
Get the Kitten jojomug. Cute little demons that will scratch at you it won’t hurt but once they get older their crazy demons
by Dead ☠️ November 9, 2021
Get the Kittensmug. This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018
Get the Exploding Kittenmug. by ZO-ZO THE FUCKING IDIOT May 25, 2022
Get the Kittenmug.