Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019

kelli

TMI!!!!!

Kelli: Hi! I still need to poop.

by Don Monf November 13, 2021

Jim Kelly

Hall of Fame Quartback for the Buffalo Bills in the 80’s and 90’s. Known as a QB with a Linebacker’s mentality in the national media, he led his team to 4 straight Super Bowl appearances during the 1990 - 1993 seasons - all losses. These tough games did not diminish the opinion of his adopted hometown fans, and attends many big games on the sidelines at the re-named New Era field, always to large ovations upon appearance.

Considered everywhere to be the complete opposite of Tom Brady in that he is honest, kind, charitable, and has integrity. Especially given that he wasn’t a

“That guy is a total Jim Kelly, while buddy over there is a total Tom Brady type douche”

by Soulskier January 4, 2018

kellis

Nobody knows how to pronounce their name. Kellis is a down to do whatever person, they don’t give a fuck about nothing. they also tend to give up completely up after things didn’t go their way. You will be very lucky to find a kellis, there are only 400 of us

whats your name?
“kellis”

by Damyadashit November 22, 2021

Kellie Gray

To catfish someone who lives in your town our region that you know

Yeah they Kellie Grayed me but it's ok!

by Gopher Fin September 6, 2016

Jessica Kelly

BADDEST FUCKING BITCH ALIVE, calls everyone shawty. Body like a god and very attractive...she got gorilla grip. She is currently doing hot girl summer and SINGLE BABES

Jessica Kelly has a mad bunda 😛

by Baddestbitty alive May 30, 2021

Dirty Kelly

A "dirty Kelly" is when you go out in public completely naked late at night with a girl who doesn't mind having sex on the hood of your car, a park bench, or the neighbor's trampoline.

I went for a dirty Kelly behind the Walmart last night with a chick I met on the clearance aisle.

by Pimpstik June 21, 2023