NO Jack July

You can’t jack off during July. Good luck soldiers

Omg dude did you hear it’s “No Jack July” stay strong bro.

by lilyeeterboner69 December 2, 2019

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No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)

Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.

by BigBlackCow July 8, 2020

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july 11

july 11th is free slurpee day. So go get your free slurpee a from 7-11

bob: hey man today’s july 11 let’s go get our free slurpees!
jessi: aight

by lil.e.ramen November 2, 2019

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July 2th

If you were born on this day you are gorgeous outside and in the inside
You are also cute and protective, you are amazing and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

"Wait, are you born on July 2th? Daaaaamn, you must be amazing"

by Fiku Miku January 21, 2021

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July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022

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