Juan

Causing absolute chaos with minor decisions (also not being able to read maps of any kind)

Damn I just really pulled a Juan

by Sasquatch117 March 27, 2025

Juan

To fail academically

“Bro I’m gonna Juan this test up so bad”

by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025

Juan

To fail academically

“Bro I’m gonna Juan this test up so bad”

by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025

Juan

Verb; To fail to achieve a passing grade in a course, class, or examination.

“Bro, I am going to Juan this test up so bad.”

by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025

Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."

Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!

by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024

big Juan

Top tier knob glazer .Also might be Hendersonville biggest simp . Gets on his knees for big cock Dan .

Did you see that big Juan got all the gravy work this week . Yeah it’s because he glazed big cock Dan

by Papi124 May 7, 2024

Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.

Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*

by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024