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Jon-Athon

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.
I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrivedI have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.
by Renewables July 5, 2022
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Jon

Something ( usually a joke ) that is found to be irrelevant and unfunny.
That was a very jon joke.
Kofi's dad jokes are jon.
by anonymous.123.90 February 15, 2022
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ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON

THIS IS A DROP OUT OF THIRD GEAR THIRD LETTER in two names for the sake of proving FUTURE TELEPAYHY PREDICTION and coinciding of FUTURE BERNUE TAUPIN prediction.

Dropping at RANDOM PEPPER from SUNNYVALE shows ALAN I WALDMAN is long time property of SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI who is ANAL ALAN

under horrible BURNIBG but later it shows otherwise.

A lifted TRADEMARK BRAND REAL 2, REEL SO FALL AIWA
On the radio right now in the TESLA is DAN DARE singing about URBAN DICTIONARY.PILOT OF THE FUTURE as ELON ELtON REeVE HErCULES MUsK JOhN as shown gives REVING up the engine ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON AS pretty interesting as listen to SALLY SAYIN SOMETHING on KAMA SUTRA YELLOW LABEL RED TRACING BILLY HARNER

Yes, this is exactly Android Andy RUBIN. who is real ANAL ALAN whole time through and reason goes because ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON is the KUMON KOREAN founder of that SHIT or near SHIT because ANDROID ANDY RUBIN is ANAL ALAN because it yields DROIDAL ANRUBINLA = IN RUB ALAN PEDOPHILE JEWISH HOM LOO SEXUAL where ANDY RUBIN forms the SEX RING to be ANAL ALAN qualified

AIWA ,FOIL tops ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON as FIRST OUTER INNER LAST the name is tead ALL AROUND INSIDE WATSON = ANAL ALAN INTERNET WANTON PORNO AT coming from that GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY as PRESIDENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP best ever you became say that 45 RPM REAL PRESIDENT MOMENTUM ...JAMES JOSEPH MURREN MGM THINK TANK INSTILLED as SUNDER has been at that MARTA TRANSIT UNIVERSITY LAS VEGAS.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 18, 2022
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Jon

A person that is crazy photogenic. Try any angle and they will rock it.

May seem careless and a living-in-the-moment type of person but actually thinks his actions through.

Likes to be loud, and that's okay. It's a quality that makes these people stand out and be likeable. They are kind and take care of others. When they love someone they go all out.

Sometimes may be emotional, at those times it's important to stay close and address the problem (and if the problem is you then don't bother them anymore!).

They are also smart and out of the box thinkers.
That boy is really kind! He must be a Jon
by GrilledMeat February 19, 2022
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big daddy jon

big daddy jon is a big badass that can call you baby boi when you pass him in the hall or at a Raider meet
big daddy jon helped me get over that 12 foot wall in december
by Baby Boi Brendan February 24, 2022
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Jon

A niglet with a bigger dick than raan.
"Do you remember that little niglet raan? His dad jon is also a niglet, but his dick is way longer."
by Alex. Hamilton September 22, 2025
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jon godrage

to “jon godrage” someone is to indulge in the activity of intercourse
Che: Yo, lemme jon godrage you

Cris: Get away from me freak
by Jgoman m November 14, 2025
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