Chicken jockey

Dirty hoe

You are being a chicken jockey

by Daddy hay hay April 23, 2025

Chicken Jockey

“Chicken Jockey” is commonly referred to as the act of spontaneously tucking ones penis and balls between their legs, followed by yelling “Chicken Jockey” while turning around for spectators to view from behind.

Dude, I dare you to Chicken Jockey that guy in the drive-thru.

by VampireKid0202 April 22, 2025

Pecker Jockey

A person who runs around aimlessly with no purpose or direction in life.

Look at that pecker jockey joking around. He’s not paying attention and he’s not getting anything done.

by Haynuh_Maydee February 24, 2024

Chicken jockey

The rare appearance of a baby zombie, baby zombified piglin, baby zombie villager, baby husk, or baby drowned riding a chicken.

player 1: “Do you see that baby zombie riding that pig over there?”
player 2: “Oh yeah, that’s just a chicken jockey.”

by odiblelaila April 6, 2025

Nob Jockey

Noun
{Noh-B Joh-Key}

A person being an absolute idiot or cock head

"Jefferey you are being an absolute nob jockey, sit the fuck down and have some water"

by Zarisoll May 10, 2020

Volt-jockey

An incompetent electrician, often one whose work may be potentially dangerous.

We had to get our whole house rewired since the last electrician was a regular volt-jockey.

by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025

Scrap Jockey

Someone who believes a custodian of a classic vehicle requires shooting due to having not taken care of the vehicle to the point it has deteriorated over the years perhaps in a field or yard but yet has no problem with the other majority of folk who scrapped the same model of vehicle back in the day when it was worthless, and fails to see that some car, be it only good for the vin tags, RHD gear or glass or perhaps restoration, is better than no car.

...Cuthbert, posting photos on social media of your garden cars is going to open you up to loads of Scrap Jockeys giving you negative comments!...

by dialup2001 September 23, 2020