Older-than-Jason

This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.

Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!

by OldassJason August 10, 2009

Freddy Vs. Jason

stupidest movie ever, oh wow they kill people again, woohoo, like it isnt' like the other 100 movies that involve them

Freddy vs Jason was retarded

by nacho January 15, 2004

jasoned

The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female

Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned

by tiny_nips May 5, 2008

Jason

Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him

He dumped Dayna cuz he said he doesn't know what love is, what a Jason!

by Dayna4Life July 7, 2010

jason ferguson

Ex-Defensive tackle for the Eagles and Dallas cowboys. Traded in 07 to the Dolphins. Replaced in Dallas by Tank Johnson. Jason Ferguson's a dynamic player that grows weaker with age.

Who starts on DT for Miami?

Man, you know thats Jason Ferguson

by The M.T. May 21, 2008

jasons bro

is sooooooo fucking hot he will melt you at first sight, you will never get over jasons bro

shahnee: ohhhh whos that

belinda: i dont know but they are hot

jason: that my bro

shahnee: omg its jasons bro

by jasonsbrotherishot September 6, 2011

Jason Phase

An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'

Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.

by hathatyagc September 19, 2011