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Jesse

Gym-bro who has major ego problems and can listen to himself talk for hours. He will constantly insult you about any and everything and use mind games to get what he wants. He will never say anything nice unprovoked. At the end of the day he thinks getting deep inside your head is somehow his way of "knowing you" when he doesn't even know how to pronounce the word "about" right. HUGE GASLIGHTER. fails at being manipulative.
friend; omg Jesse is so hot

me; no, he literally told me to throw up dinner for the next 3 months

friend; oh
by jessewilldiein42days April 24, 2022
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Jesse

Ohh look there goes Jesse twerking on a light pole
by LONG HORSE COCK November 22, 2021
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jesse

a fatass nigga that would eat anything that pops up in his, when he gets out of the shower he still has a black neck also known for getting no girls and being ugly in general and short.
eww look its jesse the fatass
by fortnitegodxx2cool4u November 23, 2021
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Jesse

A shlong muncher

A.K.A will devour all willys within a 100km radius
Jesse, you naughty boy! Leave that man alone!
by Thomas’sbitch September 15, 2020
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Jesse

by Carson209 September 27, 2020
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jess horton

a random girl who lives in salford and orders a happy meal, diet coke, and a mayo chicken with no mayo and no lettuce from maccies daily
jess horton loves a good maccies
by badman10101001 February 17, 2020
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Jesse

He is the most wonderful and in credible person you will ever meet in your life. He will make you smile even on your hardest days. He is everything a girl would ever want for a boyfriend. He makes you feel special and loved. When you are in his arms you’ll never want to leave because you feel so safe and protected and loved. You could stare into his eyes forever and always know that he’s there for you and will never let you down. He is the most special person that anyone will ever meet in a lifetime and when you find your Jesse you will know and you’ll never want to be away from him ever again.
girl:I just talked to the sweetest guy on the planet
girl: what was his name?
girl:jesse
girl: duh
by carebear123456 December 3, 2020
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