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1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
by socketexception June 11, 2024
Get the jessemug. A Jesse is a person who thinks that he is amazing and incredible, but really he is not. A Jesse must support Arsenal and must be very annoying, otherwise they are not a true Jesse.
by GreenTeaF1 February 20, 2023
Get the Jessemug. by Sussyhotgirl March 5, 2022
Get the Jessemug. 
If you're lucky enough to know a Jesse, keep her in your life. She's an amazing person, and you can vent to her for hours and she'll try hard to support you. Jesse on beautiful in every single way, although she may think that she needs makeup. She's gorgeous with and without, but let her wear it. Jesse is the kindest, most amazing person to gossip and talk with, even if it's just in passing. She's the type of girl everybody loves, even if she doesn't realise it. When she walks into a room, everybody feels happier.
Please, don't let her go.
Please, don't let her go.
Girl: Jesse, the most said that she's my friend!
Girl 2: lucky! She's so nice and cool!
Jesse (girl): is a beautiful person
Girl 2: lucky! She's so nice and cool!
Jesse (girl): is a beautiful person
by Winchestersister<3 March 21, 2025
Get the Jesse (girl)mug. by u turn October 29, 2020
Get the jess wellingtonmug. A sapiophile who is in love with the idea of being in love. He is in great shape for his age, as he tried to keep a steady workout routine.
Hes passive and witty and mostly outgoing. Very confident, and will go out of his way to help a friend, or someone he is attracted to. He is the envy of most men, simply because of their own insecurities. He is respectful of himself and his partners, practicing old school morals, traditions and values.
Hes passive and witty and mostly outgoing. Very confident, and will go out of his way to help a friend, or someone he is attracted to. He is the envy of most men, simply because of their own insecurities. He is respectful of himself and his partners, practicing old school morals, traditions and values.
While at a bowling alley , we look over at some guy who launches himself head first down the lane,
"Hey, whos he think he is, JESSE RAMIREZ"
OR
"Forsure I'm gonna be JESSE RAMIREZ tonight at the bar, and get a few ladies numbers."
"Hey, whos he think he is, JESSE RAMIREZ"
OR
"Forsure I'm gonna be JESSE RAMIREZ tonight at the bar, and get a few ladies numbers."
by DR.PAT FENIS January 18, 2022
Get the Jesse Ramirezmug.