January 26

Its where you hangout with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you don’t you a pussy ass hoe.

mike:hey today’s january 26
chad:shit we gotta hangout with our girlfriends
mike:dang i got practice today i can’t
chad:swell..i guess your a pussy ass hoe

by trashytherat42069 January 22, 2020

January 14

National have sex with your significant other day

we had sex on January 14th
you must really love each other

yes

by amongus man January 12, 2022

January 7th

Sandalwichs Birthday

"Norman, guess what!! It's January 7th, Sandalwichs birthday!!!! "

by sandalwich December 24, 2021

January 24th

National Trampoline park and bubble day

It’s January 24th let’s go bounce around inside bubbles and hit each other!!

by Colby.alexa January 30, 2021

January 31st

national eat chocolate day

hey max, its january 31st! lets go eat some chocolate :)

by follow .v..s..p on tt January 28, 2021

January 14

The day when you tell your crush you like them by sending them this. 🤠😎

January 14: Hey so I’ve been needing to tell you something (sends urban dictionary photo)

by Levssa January 12, 2021

January 26

Jesus look-a-like day! Only some of the best people are born on these days...people who look like Jesus !

wow she was totally born on January 26th she look just like Jesus

by yeehaw grandma November 6, 2019