Chunky soup

The greatest foood ever to exist in the history of the universe! The chunky soup king, Jayemel microwaves ever single bowl of chunky soup, giving them extraordinary taste and flavor.

Wow! Melted is such a thin soupian, Chunky Soup is way better!

by Ze JmL Ambasodor November 27, 2021

Long Soup

Long Soup is when after giving a blow job she does not spit or swallow but dribbles his semen out of her mouth as far as possible before slurping it back up again

Damn, I gave the best head last night and even made Long Soup, he loved it!

by ethanlynch October 23, 2020

Soup Gang

a group of really homosexual men.

went to walmart yesterday, shouldve saw the soup gang in there.

by ynehc March 29, 2022

Soup-sketch

Adjective to describe something that is 'super sketchy' could be a person, place, etc.

"hey I don't think we should stop at that store"

"why, I really need a cup of coffee"
"idk it looks soup-sketch to me."
"you're right, look at that sales clerk."

by Sarah Shnider January 1, 2012

Drum the soup

Literally, to play percussive music on canned goods. Also, figuratively, a mundane, repetitive task, which can alternately be phrased using a formula of "Verb" the "noun."

I don't want to drum the soup today. I don't want to drum the soup my life away.

by TROUTEDmilk September 16, 2021

cereal soup

Adding flavouring ( chocolate nesquik etc) to the milk and then adding cereal.

“wtf are you eating it looks like shit”
“it’s chocolate cereal soup my guy”

by sirstreet March 26, 2020

Sphincter Soup

You leave some alphabet soup on the stove to heat up as you bend your partner over the armrest of a couch, you then pry their butthole open very wide and use something to keep it open. Once the soup is piping hot you take it and pour it inside of their dark abyss, causing an excruciatingly painful burning sensation that will leave them(me) squirming, writhing and groaning in pain or maybe even pleasure if they're anything like me. ;) Then you put ice cubes in the burning hot soup to cool it down faster, which in turn causes a painful contrast between the heat and the cold. After it cools some down you indulge on the delicious but slightly poopy vegetables and alphabet noodles, you slowly scrape up the side with the spoon making their sphincter quiver. Once you've got all the goods out you butt chug the rest of the poopy juice and they quickly run to the bathroom before the remainder of the poopy soup spills out of them all over the floor.

Chill bro: I can't wait to butt chug some sphincter soup out of your fart box later.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.

by largescaleterroristattack69420 May 5, 2023