Excuse Cloud

To give a reason against something which isn't the actual reason one is against it.

An example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fictitious conversation:

Jack: "Want to go to the movies?"

Jill: "I don't have any money." (When in reality she just doesn't want to go see that movie).

Jack: "I'll pay for you."

Jill: Some other argument other than just saying she doesn't want to see that movie.

by creideiki333 November 12, 2011

Rear cloud

When you fart and stink up the whole bus but it's moving so the smell gets compressed in the back and overpowering all other smells.

Did you smell the back of the bus, someone left a rear cloud

by Smellyfingers October 16, 2023

National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

by notkenzieee October 23, 2023

Cloud 9

A way of refering to drugs whilst confusing fans of NBC's Superstore

Duuuuuuude, what the fuck is a 'Cheyenne"? Pretty sure Cloud 9 is a weed thing, not your weird retail opera...

by jpdfive January 1, 2024

prison cloud

A large gathering of basketball Americans

Watch out for that prison cloud, looks dangerous

by The Original concucklio January 3, 2024

Clit Cloud

An aura enveloping a woman’s clitoris when satisfactorily aroused. Symptoms include but are not limited to small pink and blue clouds covered in sprinkles surrounding a blissfully swollen clitoris.

Becky: Javier had me so horny I could see my clit clouds

by PrincessSprinkle777 January 6, 2024

Cloud kiss

When one is kissing and they pass a hit from a vape to the other person to inhale and this continues on till one stops to breath air.

“Dude I took a big ass rip from my jewl and then cloud kissed her.”

by Mangojewl January 18, 2024