The Sun

I'm not a rocket company owning super genius but I'm pretty sure it's not made of fire.... Pretty sure it's a molten blob of helium that's ignited by the friction created by it's immense mass.

Hym "I'm not even sure that that is correct. I didn't even Google it. I'm willing to risk being wrong on this one to point out that the super genius rocket man should know that the sun isn't fire. Right? It's like an element blob. The element is helium. I'm like 90% on this one guys. If this is correct then this is what the super genius should have said. I'm willing to risk looking stupid because even me being wrong would be MORE RIGHT than what was said by the guy who should know the thing that I think I might know. And as far as vectors of attack go... kids work better than possessions. Ask the car jumper guy. That guy found a pretty potent vector of attack. So.... That. That's what. I mean..... Right? Am I the only one who kind of sees this guy not knowing things he should know?"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

you smell like the sun

This means you smell like sweat to filipinos and indonesians

Ew put some deodorant on, you smell like the sun!

by Inethiu June 5, 2024

Jupiter is the sun

Naming planets some idiot goes “sun” when naming planets after I show a image of Jupiter We had just Done 7 other planets the idiot only got earth and Saturn right and the idiot then guessed a star

Me being awesome, Guess this planet

Idiot, idk Sun

The idiot guessed That Jupiter is the sun

by The tallest me & biggest pp me September 15, 2021

Put Some Sun On That Tongue

Oral sex (One of the few times your tongue sees daylight)

My pussies wet and you need to put some sun on that tongue!

by Swan22 May 23, 2018

Oversized Capri-Sun

The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.

Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try

by Knee gears April 7, 2019

A better sun

A better sun is the phrase we use for hoping for a better day, even if its a perfect day outside, thats why a better day despite it being a sunny day would be nice.

“Where John?”
“He’s in bed hoping for a better sun, poor kid.”

by biggestboi9000 September 18, 2021

Punching Sun

Going out and doing activities when it's sunny out. Can also include just chilling or hanging out in the sunshine.

Hey Josh, wanna go to the park and punch some sun later?

Nikki and I are punching sun tomorrow with the frisbee.

by SunPuncher May 8, 2021