the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.
“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”
“That’s wind tax for you.”
*tiny violin*
“That’s wind tax for you.”
*tiny violin*
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A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.
Usually yelled when:
- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.
- You’re doing something way above your skill level.
- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.
Usually yelled when:
- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.
- You’re doing something way above your skill level.
- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
Examples:
Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀
Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨
Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀
Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨
Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
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