Human fridge

A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.

I hate the human fridge

by NewyIsMassiv March 14, 2017

Human whistle

A play on the actual term “dog whistle”. Messages only people in a certain group will understand. Usually racists/nazis.

“This video is a human whistle”
“Human whistle, but I agree”

by Cow_Riddler July 9, 2023

human jimbo

jimbo is a person that gets mad verry much alot and does cool stuff like eating progis

jimbo: want some fresh perogi

...: yes cool human jimbo

by jimbo jimbo jimbo November 3, 2020

Human whistle

A play on the actual term “dog whistle”. Messages only people in a certain group will understand. Usually racists/naz*s.

“This video is a human whistle”

“Human whistle, but I agree”

by Cow_Riddler July 10, 2023

Human Puzzle

The act of spooning, where ones body contours to anothers, forming an "interlocking" puzzle

Ya man, she completed the human puzzle while we were spooning on the couch!

by mr.healthteacher December 18, 2012

Human Landslide

The act of simultaneously eating and defecating.

Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

faith in humanity

Something I don't have. And neither should you.

I can go on and on about all the reasons I've lost faith in humanity but then I'd break the character limit

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats December 12, 2022