the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan
John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
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by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021
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That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.
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At school I begged the bully not to give me a swirly. He said why and I said that I have an armpit fetish. He said that he would make me his human deodorant and tell the football team. Now I lick the sweat from their armpits forever.
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