Homework

What your supposed to be doing right now

Mom: JAMES ARE YOU DOING YOUR HOMEWORK!?!?
James: Yes mom... *Scrolls through urban dictionary and found this* Yep, seems right.

by Thesmartracoon8 May 6, 2020

homework

fucking shit. teachers should die in a hole

teacher: you have homework

me: suck my dick

by KillMeUghh November 22, 2019

Homework

Homework

« Homework is homework », said my boyfriend.

by Lejolover November 28, 2023

homework

HOMEWORK stands for: Homicide, Offensive, Madness, Evil, WAAAAAA*, Offbrand, Repulsive, Killer

homework: "Honey, go finish your home work!" "nahhh im fine ill go jump off a cliff

by PandyAndEddy565 January 31, 2021

homework

The effort requirement to get more screen time from parents in order to watch more YouTube.

Imagine when YouTube "assigns" the homework to get more screen time from parents 0.0001 seconds after you lose the self-control to abstain from subscribing to 600+ YouTube channels in a row. Before long, you'll experience painful burnout long before you even get the screen time allotment that you need to catch up latest YouTube videos.

by Emotional Cruiser August 24, 2025

My homework

A piece of crappy paper that teachers forcefully make you do so that you can suffer and have no time to even do any other crap and should be thrown into the pits of hell, infact im actually doing my homework while writing this.

Me:My homework is just a piece of bullsh*t

by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

Homework

Legally known as torture, or schools sinister version of paying bills, only exception is that your the only one paying(aka doing the work) and for doing your so called job(school) they give you endless amounts of this shit in return. It ain’t enough that you have me in school for 6-7 hours a day, No no no no no NO! You gotta subject me to 1-6 more hours of torture, giving me no time to relax and get into interests that I actually care for want to succeed in, which is what home after school should be for

Friend: hey, a paintball team just accepted that we join them, they pay well, wanna do it?
Me: sorry, got homework to do for the whole week, massive essay
Friend: F#@k that man, I hate homework, why can’t they let us do something that we care about
Me: I dunno man, I dunno

by ALUCARD7749 October 16, 2019