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holds your asparagus

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"
by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020
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the german hold

a pressure point exploited by the germans while transporting prisioners in ww2. The german hold is exicuted by simultaniously pulling someone's ear with the thumb and forefinger while simultanoiusly driving another digit into the space were someones ear and jaw meet. It is known for causing extream pain in those who incorrectly try to excape, forcing them to move with the person exicuting the hold.
The german hold hurts like hell. I used it on my brother once to get him out of my room.
This movie was used to force many people into their "quarters" during ww2
by rtb567 February 17, 2008
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.9.Hold Mah Beef.9.

.9.Hold Mah Beef.9.
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Background hold

When your having anal and the girl pulls your dick backwards
Hunny stop. You just background hold me
by The man who shagged your nan January 1, 2020
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Holding up 4 fingers

When someone holds up four fingers, they r madly inlove with Bre
“He was holding up 4 fingers! He must be inlove with Bre”
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holded

when you're to dumb to remember the word held existed
by Oanda whale September 23, 2021
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hold-down bitch

Someone who holds it down for someone, preferably a female.
Someone who is loyal to someone else no matter the circumstances
“Damn sis you really stay loyal to that man even though he behind bars for 2 more years”
“Yeah cause i’m a hold-down bitch”
by shunwkl February 27, 2024
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