Slightly more obscene and profane than The Beaver...as in has way bigger teeth, and loves gettin that tail.
by deucedigger February 4, 2010
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by Ryan'oryan February 4, 2010
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Stephen Colbert condones Canada's history!
by ssdmes February 4, 2010
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by _@billyd February 4, 2010
Get the canada's history mug.A sexual act that involves penetrating the recipient with the prongs of a moose antler using maple syrup as a lubricant. Often participants attempt fill the recipient with as much maple syrup as possible so it may used as an enema and collected in a large cup. This collected syrup is then poured over pancakes and consumed.
Tom had Joanne give him a lesson in Canada's history. He then cooked her pancakes with his special maple syrup to thank her.
by cyotee February 5, 2010
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by Wizbam February 4, 2010
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Dude, that chick is a total skank, I heard she let the whole hockey team have a Canada's History with her.
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