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Canada's History

The most deprave sexual act ever know in western history. It is believed that started as an initiation rite for younger Mason, however it was then stop by that group due to it's annal brutality. It includes the use of Maple Syrup, moose antlers and the Standle Cup. The addition later tools such as the Stanley Cup was later added by Canadians who believe it would make it part of their special character as a nation. It is important to note that special parts of this act remains still unknown only by a very selected group.
When i told my partner: i found out how to do a Canada's History do you want to try? that was the list time i was able to take a dump without help...
by Jaime_sjo February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act of the deepest depravity, typically involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Often ham is in involved, but it is frequently called bacon for no good reason.
Dude, that chick is a total skank, I heard she let the whole hockey team have a Canada's History with her.
by Eadams51 February 4, 2010
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(v.) This is a act of a male pouring maple syrup in the Mr. america's shield on the set of the insanely popular show "The Colbert Report" , then another male defecating in the shield and pouring it on a large moose head letting it run off into Stanly's cup. Then forcing the concoction into any orifice of a midget. The hard part is getting it all in though.
Did you read about Canada's History in that one magazine Canada's history? No? check The Beaver
by Lovethe850 February 5, 2010
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when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves
guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
by STL Dark Knight February 4, 2010
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Stephen was doing a "Canada's history" to this lady in "The Beaver" magazine. But the magazine got filtered out by porn filters.
by IhateDCsnowstorms February 4, 2010
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canada's history

When a guy shaves off a girl's pubic hair and uses his semen to paste it on his face in the shape of a goatee.
OMG, watch this video of Canada's History. There's some crazy fur trading going on.
by _@billyd February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act that involves penetrating the recipient with the prongs of a moose antler using maple syrup as a lubricant. Often participants attempt fill the recipient with as much maple syrup as possible so it may used as an enema and collected in a large cup. This collected syrup is then poured over pancakes and consumed.
Tom had Joanne give him a lesson in Canada's history. He then cooked her pancakes with his special maple syrup to thank her.
by cyotee February 5, 2010
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