might as well smear it on my guts

something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !

this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !

this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !

by michael foolsley December 02, 2020

spank dem guts wid a cocola

Kinky sex taking advantage of refreshing beverage bottles.

When I get to my girlfriends house later, I'm gonna spank dem guts wid a cocola

by B Webb March 06, 2008

I'm gonna gut you like a fish

A threat often delivered to those who often deserve to be at the sharp end of it's deadly meaning. Commonly found in preschool classrooms and in chinese adult film stores.

"I'm gonna gut you like a fish, wear your entrails like a scarf, and use your kidneys as mittens, you goddamn cum guzzling piece of shit."

by Donald Blasko, PhD May 04, 2003

let me get up in them guts

A pickup line that doesn't work on everyone (including some british chicks).

Hey let me get up in them guts!

by Christopher Pickass January 17, 2010

gutsed

Verb: Past tense of guts. To have eaten greedily; excessively.

"I gutsed the whole bag..."

"We totally gutsed ourselves"

"We gutsed out on cheese and crackers all afternoon"

by zucchinie August 11, 2019

gutsed

When you're at the point of drunkeness where your just about out of control.

I'm absoulutley gutsed! That bloke was gutsed!

by Quinn&Dave August 29, 2005

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

by GGR August 04, 2008