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glorytalker

Someone who tells stories of their past usually with a liberal dose of embellishment
Old Harry is such a glorytalker. Yesterday he told me about a night back in the 80's when he drank a bottle of Bourbon, did 10 lines, had sex with 4 women, ate a whole turkey, drove his motorbike into an outlaw bar, got into 6 fights...won them all then rode to the coast to watch the sunrise and smoke a cuban cigar.
by Jack Denarvi July 8, 2023
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Glory Hole Gladiator

This morning I recieved Brian in my kitchen. I was like woah, Glory Hole Gladiator calm you're tits
by Sex Daddy July 11, 2023
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groypmewing

The act of mewing not for the sake of beauty, but to increase the chance to keep your bloodline pure.
Groypmewing broke social media when it became the #1 reason people avoiding interracial relationships.
by joebubba931 August 13, 2024
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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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gloryhole child

When somebody so fucked in the head probably due to them being conceived in a gloryhole
Damn did you hear what bro did on the weekend?
Mate: yeah he’s definitely a gloryhole child because nobody’s that fucked
by KCXNT August 18, 2024
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Glory Hole Casserole

When you take a casserole fresh out of the oven, and you stick your dick in it, while someone gives you fellatio.
Last Christmas, I gave her a Glory Hole Casserole....
by CumCorpse October 6, 2023
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GLORY PHIRI

WORD USED TO DECRIBE SOMEONE WHO'S MORE THAN A FRIEND , SOMEONE MORE LIKE A SISTER AND SHARE EVERY LITTLE THING TOGETHER AND LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY
she's more than a friend or lover she's my best person ever ,she's my GLORY PHIRI
by Vuthlarie October 24, 2023
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