going book

When you whisper longingly into your significant others genitalia.

I was going book on my wife last night after dinner.

by Hairy ballsac July 15, 2021

Going Incognito

A term used for when you hide your browser history during masturbation.

My willy sure looked wrecked after going incognito for the 4th time today.

by Passthatdutch June 5, 2018

Going Chopper

1.) the act of transitioning from verbal docility to verbal hostility very quickly.

2.) In a mini-van; driving with both rear-sliding doors ajar so as to avoid heat-seeking missiles from terrorists.

Customer Sales Rep: "...I can provide transportation for $20/person. Admission will be $15/person."

Dude making call: <stunned silence>

Needless to say, "dude making call" would follow this silence by going chopper.

by Gianni_PD October 7, 2008

going clegg

royally screwing over your friends or coworkers in an awesome fashion.

Joe: "Fuck work and fuck you guys im out" Abe "Whats he doing i needed a ride home? Frank: "........Going clegg, watch you wallet"

by Willie B There October 2, 2013

Kum&Go

To leave abruptly after sex.

To spooge and split; fuck and flee; screw and skeedaddle; bang and blow; blow and goodbye.

Also for some reason a chain of convenience stores in Wyoming; formerly 7-11s.

I once was so busy that I had to Kum&Go behind the Kum&Go.

"Is that seriously what they're called?"

"For the last time, YES. Fucking google it!"

by Loaf&Jug April 14, 2014

scrot and go

When you drag your balls across an unexpecting victim in act of self-pleasure, then proceed to escapes the scene.

I just pulled a scrot and goat on my friend Becky, she was surprised.

by Larry Bung January 29, 2017

Go Gillette

To go shave one’s body hair.

Bish ya pussy too damn hairy, go Gillette.

I need to go Gillette before my date tonight.

My ballsack is screaming go Gillette.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019