Vintage slang for a person attracted to the same gender, referring to the actress Judy Garland who married multiple gay men on purpose, so that they could live their lives freely whilst under the guise of heterosexual marriage. We stan a supportive queen.
Vintage lesbian 1: *winking furiously at vintage lesbian number 2* "So are you a...friend of Judy's?"
Vintage lesbian 2: "Why yes I am a...friend of Judy's" *winks back* *flashes knee*
"What's up with Geoff? He had the right hump at work today."
"We did inclusivity training regarding pronouns, and he's a friend of JK Rowling."
"Ah, gotcha. I'll be sure to they/them Geoff next time I see them."
when you just really really want to be someone's friend, basically a platonic (non-romantic) crush
"I had the biggest friend crush on Sophia before we actually became friends, I would always try to sit next to her on the bus so that I could talk to her"
When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.
Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.
Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.
Person #1: you broke up yesterday
Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.