cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

Cat Mafia

Cat Mafia is a hacker group full of fruity femboys. Their discord is discord.gg/catmafia

Lotus is the cutest femboy hacker in Cat Mafia!

by Lotus.py May 9, 2023

cat-watcher

Someone that watches cats enter their garden, resentfully, usually from a vantage point. It is a metaphor for how they see the world.

He's a real cat-watcher.

by cat-watcher-witness July 5, 2017

vampire cat

A cat whose upper canines extend past its lips when its mouth is closed, so that the tips of the teeth are visible.

If you think that vampire cat looks dangerous with those fangs of his, just wait until he sinks them into your arm.

by bats :[ March 22, 2009

Ultra Cats

Cats that have exceeded the regular old cat status and have gone "To The Max"

Hey look at that Ultra Cats he is To The Max

by Andraz Kigson February 11, 2006

Wacky cat

Wacky cat /wak-ee-cat/ noun: An odd looking creature characterized by a pungent odor and a unique shriek sometimes confused with laughter.

Damn, did you see that wacky cat comin out the bathroom? -- WTF

by BOB JOHNSON 45 January 4, 2008

bugger the cat

The art of emptying a residential wheely bin on the residents property whilst banging on the door and shouting "bugger the cat" in a loud manner

Alreet mate, do you fancy a game of "bugger the cat" in the posh estate?

by Hewmarra January 4, 2021