Doublet Five

When someone says they need "just five minutes", but end up keep you waiting for an hour... every time.

Doublet: Hold on guys, I'll be there in five minutes!
Everyone: Sure you will!
Everyone (whispers): Sounds like a Doublet Five...

by MHFox May 21, 2008

Five Knuckle Shuffle

A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.

John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.

by foil7 September 3, 2015

five sack

$5 worth of marijuana

not enough to get even your mom high

only a rook or a grade schooler would buy a five sack

by 4434 May 2, 2004

Eiffel-Tower-High-Five

A high five given between two male humans in a threesome with one female human whilst the female is in between the two males. The two males each over the top of her to give the high five. Resembling the Eiffel Tower.

John and Mark gave each other an Eiffel-Tower-High-Five last night.

by mrauntjamima July 16, 2010

Five Knuckle Shuffle

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.

"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"

by DanielleInIpswich May 27, 2006

Five Bagger

A Five Bagger describes a chick so intensely grotesque that you need 5 bags just to hit it.
One over her face obviously.
One to cover your own just incase hers falls off.
One over your dogs head so as to not make him sick and disgusted with you.
one by the door just incase somebody walks in
And one to be sick into after the deed is done.

Shit man that bitch last nite had such a bangin' body but i totally had to Five Bag her

Dude watch dya think of that girl by the bar.

Eww dude she's like a five bagger!

by Chilly Elmo May 4, 2009

Five Star Bitch

Term for a female that contains certain traits that make her very desirable. She gots money, she do everything her nigga want, and she fine as hell. This term is meant to replace the word dime to describe a female.

"Ay that's a five star bitch!"

"Nicki Minaj is a Five Star Bitch."

by JML18 October 22, 2009