facebooking

verb - To check your facebook profile, search for something on facebook or use one of its many apps.

gancho: Dude, put your iPhone away.
make: Hold on a second. I'm facebooking something.
gancho: Don't ever use that as a verb again.
Nada & Lauren: hahahahahaha

by makevedo April 18, 2008

facebook stalkin

when someone stays on facebook for excessive amounts of time, aimlessly searching through people's profiles, and pictures

John was facebook stalking last night and was able to find out that Sarah has a date to the movies on friday with Al

by THE FACEBOOK CREEPER November 26, 2009

Facebook Knowledge

When you know something about someone before they tell you face to face due to their facebook post.

hey man how was Hawaiin Falls?

How did you know I went to Hawaiin Falls?

Facebook Knowledge bro.

by thatguy7765445 July 4, 2010

Facebook minutiaest

A self-absorbed Facebook addict who feels the need to post every little detail of there life no matter how boring or unimportant to anyone else.

I am defriending Harriet , she's such a Facebook minutiaest, I don't need to know when she gets new pimple!

by Rhymingrealtor July 8, 2010

facebook dieting

spending countless hours chatting with friends on facebook with total disregard of time or hunger, thus resulting in a loss of weight by the day's end

it's effective!

Guess what?? I weigh like two lbs now! Woah, what are you doing? Oh, just facebook dieting!

by jewboyguido August 2, 2010

facebook kevorkian

A person who assists a Facebook user in committing Facebook suicide (deleting their account), especially with regard to deleting all information and data - to the extent that Facebook allows.

Marcy wants to commit facebook suicide, but needs some help. I've agreed to be her facebook kevorkian.

by sea beagle January 2, 2011

Facebook Memory Lapse

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011