aston university engineering academy

A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud

Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.

Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.

by AUEADefinitions February 5, 2020

jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023

The First Law of Engineering

The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.

See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.

"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”

-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo

by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020

Engineer Day

Everyone must become Dispenser/Turret/Teleporter and help Engineers to win the game

Engineer Day !

by Pyro Guy Because Yes December 19, 2021

maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020

Combustion Engine Sex

Combustion Engine Sex is when you have anal sex with someone who has a poopy butt

So basically you ram your combustion cylinder into their valves and poop splatters all over your dick and on the floor and walls

Dave: hello mike dont wipe i wanna have some mad combustion engine sex
Mike: hell yeah lets get it
*mike goes to bed with poopy butt*
Dave: OHHH IM BOUTTA COMBUST
*coems*
*poop explodes everywhere*

by RealWhiteHoodGangster134 May 11, 2025

jpb engineering

(n) a circle-jerk of unprofessional and unethical geo-technical and structural engineers operating out of Kane'ohe Hawai'i. Incompetent individuals who are engaging in ambulance chasing, and executing it poorly. Synonymous with "scam" and "fraud".

Jonathan was an incompetent owner of JPB Engineering.

by Jpb Engineering = losers January 24, 2021