carmol douchebag

a light skinned carmol, who is a douchebag

while waiting for a bus, this person is stopped by everyone even little old ladies, and is told to go fuck yourself...carmol douchebag!

by isuhyou90 November 22, 2011

douchebag donny

Douchebag Donny is the way to call your crush.

So u like Douchebag Donny?

by M0istDuck May 15, 2019

Douchebag

A word meaning a bag of penises used to define someone who isn't acting accordingly to the social behavioural pattern.

My algebra teacher is a giant douchebag.

by Most19fuckeraround July 10, 2016

douchebag

Anyone who is literally complete trash at life and doesn't realize it yet. This person acts as if they aren't a total shit on a stick.

That Marcos kid is a complete douchebag

That douchebag should be put in a prison where he is prodded with a stick until he learns to shut the fuck up

by Mikkeeiscool March 25, 2017

Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.

Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.

by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023

Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.

OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.

by Shittin' November 13, 2023