Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.

Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!

by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017

Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 7, 2019

crotch crippler

When a Male is getting rode by a BBW and she begins to chicken wing ride that D and your pelvic region becomes shattered and or displaced/dislodged. Which would make her a Crotch Crippler.

Man with this BBW and she tried to "crotch crippler" me man but I wasn't getting on bottom

by Tyrone Lee yokishima March 8, 2019

Crotch cradle

Another name for panty liners.

Bella doesn't like the word panty, so her mother calls panty liners "crotch cradles" instead.

by Gabby Pamtry March 12, 2019

Crotch nug

Ball sack

Yeah, I fixed my dog. Cut his crotch nugs clean off.

by Names4Balls December 22, 2018

Crotch of the Driveway

A very special, dark place where 2 worlds converge... Concrete Driveway and crawl space drainage. Jock strap optional.

H likes to pressure wash the crotch of the driveway. Gotta keep the nether regions clean.

by Farmdog1996 December 24, 2018

Crotch sneeze

When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.

Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze

by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018