Crotch Mullett

to shave your balls but leave hair on the topside.

why would you only shave your balls and not everything? dont you realize it looks like a crotch mullett.

by Scum i am September 25, 2008

Crotch Cottage

The shit you get between the thighs from major sweat!

Damn it's so hot in here I've got Crotch Cottage now!

by Str8sexychk May 5, 2023

crotch buster

A dangerous object or being that is placed between the legs of a person unknowingly to them.

Term was originally used by Will Ferrel in Man VS Wild Will Ferrel Special.

Objects used to surprise sex a victim is NOT a crotch buster.

Person climbs down a tree, leg is over a lower branch(crotch buster). The person releases his grip expecting to land on his feet were the branch busts his crotch.

by TeddyBcool2000 July 31, 2009

Crotch Taco

1. Noun: a slang, descriptive name for the vagina

Looking across the pool I could tell she had a beautiful crotch taco underneath her bikini bottoms.

by jagerhall August 8, 2019

Crotch cradle

Another name for panty liners.

Bella doesn't like the word panty, so her mother calls panty liners "crotch cradles" instead.

by Gabby Pamtry March 12, 2019

crotch pocket

The triangular balloon of fat between the belly button and privates that obese women and men display, especially when wearing tight pants, camel toe inclusive. It's not hot.

You: What the hell happened in your math class!? I could hear the sound two doors down, thought there was a fight.

Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.

You: Oh... eww.

by ivoryvoid July 11, 2011

Fire crotch

Usually referred to people with red hair and ginger pubes.

Girl: Hey did you hear what fire crotch just said?

Boy: Do you mean that ginger Jameson?

Girl: The alcohol?
Boy: Sure, sure..

by themasterginge June 21, 2023