Jason Collins

Someone who is depressed and gets attached very easily to girls he starts dating and avoids hanging out with his friends. Most likely leads to moving in with the girl too early and a quick engagement.

Man, Steve just lost his virginity and now he's a regular Jason Collins.

by miked202 March 2, 2011

colon crusador

a man with a habit of sticking objects in another man's ass

your typical colon crusador will use fingers, hoses, and other large objects to check the colon

by Fuzzy Sells April 28, 2006

Collossal Thunder Fuck

Noun. A Collossal Thunder Fuck is a term that applies to a women of the obese variety engaging in sexual intercourse with a skinny man.
Adjective. Extremely potent Marijuana

"I enjoy the bigger women, I would like to get my skinny ass a Collossal Thunderfuck under my belt before i ship out to Afghanistan"

"This Marijuana smells delectable". "Yeah i know, It's some collossal thunder fuck for sure.

by NSROOP May 17, 2010

Kathryn Collins

This young women who is most known for her fascination with romp roasts and odd facial expressions. I fantastic individual. Kathryn is most commonly seen wearing her famous updo and strappy head band combination.

Kathryn Collins has a dog named Maxwell, he is in the coast guard.

by Steeley&Fitz February 11, 2010

Collin Emily and Laura

Three increadibly flawless individuals that like to have amazing phone conversations.

Collin Emily and Laura typical convo.

Laura:Hey sexy love
Collin:Your fucking retarted
Emily pisses herself due to laughter

by collin m4321465 July 27, 2009

explosive colon

What the AHS students have to look at on a random basis in the stall on the right in the upstairs Boys Bathroom; term used because the remains in the toilet looks like a colon was exploded with TNT and the rectum was pointed at the toilet.

The explosive colon has returned and it looks more disgusting then ever

by Some Explosive Colon Lover May 22, 2003

Colonel Mustard

A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim's ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim's ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.

1. When Billy passed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a Colonel Mustard. Boy was he surprised!

by C-Side November 21, 2004