Cloud Status

Being really high/stoned.

Damn. I'm Cloud Status!

by _C_J_ July 28, 2011

hippie clouds

Once every eighthundred leap years, majestic beings of hentai and furry. They rain sprinkles, and daisy and polar bears, clovers, nothing ever found in the urban ma-dicitionary, also rainbow pandacorns...... Your high

Dude i was so in the hippie clouds

by Bob Stevey daniel Richardson August 6, 2016

Cloud Guitar

A Classic Guitar instantly recognisable to many as the instrument wielded by one of the greatest musicians/songwriters in the universe, Prince. This guitar was first introduced in the 1980s hit film Purple Rain which helped Prince reach his level of fame. This guitar took on many different colours throughout his tours, one example being the Sign Of The Times Tour where the guitar was a Peach colour, he’s also rocked the cloud in other colours such as blue, PURPLE, yellow, red, etc...

This instrument was kitted with a SC and a HB pickup, these were EMG branded, giving him that electronic (Computer Blue 😉) sound.

Paired with a few boss pedals and a Mesa boogie amp star amp, you’ll be sounding like the purple one himself.

Prince: Fetch me my cloud guitar, I’m feeling CRAZY...
PUNCH A HIGHER FLOOR!!!

by The Purple Scribe September 30, 2020

jinx cloud

Someone with perennial bad luck. If something can go from bad to worse and it just does, and you leave bad karma in your wake, you are a jinx cloud.

Matty has fibromyalgia and his laptop holder fell on him, all bruised up, that dude is a total jinx cloud. He also has bad parking karma, no app can help him.

by Chewmonster September 26, 2012

Cloud 9

A way of refering to drugs whilst confusing fans of NBC's Superstore

Duuuuuuude, what the fuck is a 'Cheyenne"? Pretty sure Cloud 9 is a weed thing, not your weird retail opera...

by jpdfive January 1, 2024

On A Cloud

A moment in time when life makes sense to you. The feeling you get when everything is set up to work in your favor. It’s recognizing the magic in life.

Look at that woman’s smile, you can tell she’s on a cloud today.

by Seven Sparks December 5, 2021

eating clouds

The act of inhaling a (singular) breath of marijuana smoke, vapor, or sublimated concentrate fumes. Comparative to the act of 'shooting' or 'slamming' 1.5fl oz's of ethanol of any alcohol content or subsequent proof.

Circa Boulder, CO, USA - April 12, 2014 - (roughly) 4:20pm

Nick: What're you up to? I'm on my way back from the library.

Swell: Probably eating clouds then heading out to the bars, wanna join?

Nick: Yeah I'm in, I'm not trying to get cross faded.

Swell: Dank, see you soon

by ckboarderofboulder April 13, 2014