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Closet Gunner

Secretly hardworking students. They don't admit they study. They want to give the impression the are some rare genius who can party until 4 AM the day of the exam and just get an A because they can "test well."
Medical schools are full of closet gunners.
by thefxxkingcoolkid May 27, 2018
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closet hopper

A gay one hopping into another gay ones closet whilst jacking off
by Assclapper6969 July 4, 2019
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porcelain closet

porcelain closetis when a man with high sexual auras seduces a girl then decides the sex was good enough and he doesn't actually love her a hoe a whore
she doesn't respect herself shes a total porcelain closet
by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019
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Closet Cunt

A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.
I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.
by Redh00d4 November 11, 2019
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Closet Gender

One who's gender identity is yet to be revealed. It's a secret forever.
You want to know my gender? To bad, i'm a closet gender
by analise burner April 30, 2019
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Closet Achiever

Closet Achiever - Overachiever on the down-low.
Closet achiever defined by actions.
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score
by Passingscore May 6, 2019
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prayer closet

"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."
by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019
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